Oh Hey! I have this blog and shit.

So, like, I entirely stopped giving a fuck about writing a blog or interacting with anyone for a while. Ok a year. Whatever. I'm still not convinced that I ought to return to the grid of humanity I formerly occupied. Only time will tell.

I'm guessing my inner Tyler Durden left me after Atombomb (my happy husband to those that don't know me) stopped getting any work. I've really stopped giving a shit about much and i certainly couldn't afford tee shirts for the past year. Lately though, I have felt the urge to offend, troll, fight, and generally cause mayhem for no reason, so I presume my zen is nearly intact again.

I'm not going to waste my time catching us all up on my thoughts of everything for the past year, but I'll drop in a few lines to cover the basics.
1. Dear EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR OBAMA: I told you so. Dumbass.
2. Being ill sucks.
3. If I were Donald Trump, I would just buy the entirety of America while property values are in the shit-can.
4. Id like to have global warming back. Where did that shit go?
AND5. Husbands stuck at home for months on end are terrible house guests. How EXACTLY does one forget to clean up after themselves and become progressively less productive so quickly?

*SIGH*

I suppose that concludes this edition of brain vomit. I'm mildly apologetic to those that pretended to miss me. Mayhaps I'll even visit here again soon. Until then, I'll be planting crops on the facebook.

This post is for Steve.

Seriously, there is no other reason for this post.

Maybe later I'll post something important.

Or maybe not.

FOOD!

OK peeps! I have a nifty little question for you.

What do you think is the most beneficial or all around awesome food ever created?

Now think about it some. I'm not asking for your favorite food. Nope, I wanna know what you think is the greatest culinary creation for the masses that has ever been borne.

In my opinion, the tortilla is the most versatile and awesome food ever. It eliminates the need for utensils while eating. It makes every thing taste better. It comes in different sizes and base substances. It is filling without a ton of empty calories. I could go on and on.

OK, your turn! tell me what you think and give us good reasons.

Arguing With Irrational People is Fun!

Hi everyone, sorry for such a long delay since my last brain vomit and all, guess I had nothing to say longer than a tweet for a while.

So, I'm writing a post for dear melbel. Cause she's SPECIAL. Oh wait, was that OFFENSIVE? Damn. Look at me. I'm such a fucking prick.

Anyway

Somehow I never get sick of toying with the people that just cannot seem to grasp the concept of "life" online. No matter how many times people send out spam emails full of viruses, someone is stupid enough to open it. No matter how clearly you explain something, someone is always stupid enough to misinterpret it. Oh, and think EVERYONE else that gets it is wrong instead of the rational decision most people can make that maybe they are the one that is mistaken. There is always someone willing to click that link thinking they are the millionth visitor to some page. There is always someone correcting grammar when it was incorrect on purpose. There is always someone that doesn't "get" lolcats. If you don't know how the Internet works, you should leave it. Let's make it simple shall we? If you venture out to another country where the customs and language are not your own... the decent person learns the ways of the country or goes home, never to return. STOP BEING A MEXICAN IN THE CALIFORNIA THAT IS TEEFURY.

CAPICHE?

just in case you were not offended yet:

All Hail The King of America

I got this sent to me in an email and felt it was worth sharing. When did Americans become such pussies? I mean, I know my "political beliefs" don't coincide with very many people, but holy fuck they USED TO. Every time I post anything remotely political on Twitter, I get followed instantly by a slew of Conservative sites. Sometimes I follow them back, and it's true I've found a few people on my own, but when did the Republican Party get infiltrated by such non-Conservative representatives? There seem to be a lot of people that think I'm Libertarian as well. OK that's closer, but I'm so not into pot heads. I've looked into a ton of those 3rd party groups actually, and none of them really fit. Where is the Live and Let Live party? Where's the I'll Leave You Alone Unless You Bother Me party?

I do love that The Messiah's affair with America is waning so quickly. It's slightly reassuring that people are beginning to see through his thinly veiled plans. Too bad there's nothing they can or will do about it. Personally, I hope he fucks things up SO badly Americans will be forced to reevaluate how they put people in office. The thing I want MOST for America at this point is for everyone to think to themselves how little they really remember about the Constitution. Did you know there are schools now that don't require kids to learn anything about civics? What the FUCK is that about? Jay Leno can walk around and find "anyman" on the street that grew up right here and knows nothing about any of the people in the current government or how the government works. WHAT? This is not a feudal system people. The President is not the end-all decision maker. (No matter what Bush may have told you) We live under a democracy. That means you can choose who works for you. That means that you ought to investigate the person asking for your vote past what a great orator they are. It truly astonishes me that BHO came out of Chicago, which is well known for it's corruption to people even outside of the state, and just automatically assume he's legit because he SAYS he is. Don't any of you find it remarkable that just about everyone he nominates to any position turns out to be corrupt? Is it not ODD to you that as he finds people tolerating his cabinet proposals less and less, he simply adds more czars? If the Congress says he is out of line, he draws a new one. that's not part of the Constitution people. Srsly. This man is going to suck the life out of America just as long as we let him, I HOPE that the administration CHANGES in 4 years rather than 8. In 4 years time, he shouldn't be able to demolish too much of our way of life in a way that is irreversible. Making everyone poor so there are no poor people is not how life works. If he IS able to change too much, I fear a large number of Ruby Ridge type scenarios will go down soon after. I know my ass will be living far away in some cabin trying to be all self-sufficient long before it gets out of hand. I want no part of it. I don't want anyone else paying my way and I sure as fuck don't intend to pay for anyone else.

Guess that makes me a target. Not that I care. Your Gestapo doesn't scare me, I'll think how I want. According to your new list of people to watch out for, we are covered by nearly every line. That's fine. I consider myself a Patriot. I was raised in the atmosphere of fighting for America from ALL threats, both foreign and DOMESTIC. Sure I'll render to Caesar his due, but I'm not for one minute going to stand by and be silent while you ruin the greatest country that ever was. I'll tell all 12 of my followers exactly what I think, and most of them will disagree. The shepherd that misleads his flock has earned the worst curses for himself.

Enjoy your forever then.