FOOD!

OK peeps! I have a nifty little question for you.

What do you think is the most beneficial or all around awesome food ever created?

Now think about it some. I'm not asking for your favorite food. Nope, I wanna know what you think is the greatest culinary creation for the masses that has ever been borne.

In my opinion, the tortilla is the most versatile and awesome food ever. It eliminates the need for utensils while eating. It makes every thing taste better. It comes in different sizes and base substances. It is filling without a ton of empty calories. I could go on and on.

OK, your turn! tell me what you think and give us good reasons.

Arguing With Irrational People is Fun!

Hi everyone, sorry for such a long delay since my last brain vomit and all, guess I had nothing to say longer than a tweet for a while.

So, I'm writing a post for dear melbel. Cause she's SPECIAL. Oh wait, was that OFFENSIVE? Damn. Look at me. I'm such a fucking prick.

Anyway

Somehow I never get sick of toying with the people that just cannot seem to grasp the concept of "life" online. No matter how many times people send out spam emails full of viruses, someone is stupid enough to open it. No matter how clearly you explain something, someone is always stupid enough to misinterpret it. Oh, and think EVERYONE else that gets it is wrong instead of the rational decision most people can make that maybe they are the one that is mistaken. There is always someone willing to click that link thinking they are the millionth visitor to some page. There is always someone correcting grammar when it was incorrect on purpose. There is always someone that doesn't "get" lolcats. If you don't know how the Internet works, you should leave it. Let's make it simple shall we? If you venture out to another country where the customs and language are not your own... the decent person learns the ways of the country or goes home, never to return. STOP BEING A MEXICAN IN THE CALIFORNIA THAT IS TEEFURY.

CAPICHE?

just in case you were not offended yet:

All Hail The King of America

I got this sent to me in an email and felt it was worth sharing. When did Americans become such pussies? I mean, I know my "political beliefs" don't coincide with very many people, but holy fuck they USED TO. Every time I post anything remotely political on Twitter, I get followed instantly by a slew of Conservative sites. Sometimes I follow them back, and it's true I've found a few people on my own, but when did the Republican Party get infiltrated by such non-Conservative representatives? There seem to be a lot of people that think I'm Libertarian as well. OK that's closer, but I'm so not into pot heads. I've looked into a ton of those 3rd party groups actually, and none of them really fit. Where is the Live and Let Live party? Where's the I'll Leave You Alone Unless You Bother Me party?

I do love that The Messiah's affair with America is waning so quickly. It's slightly reassuring that people are beginning to see through his thinly veiled plans. Too bad there's nothing they can or will do about it. Personally, I hope he fucks things up SO badly Americans will be forced to reevaluate how they put people in office. The thing I want MOST for America at this point is for everyone to think to themselves how little they really remember about the Constitution. Did you know there are schools now that don't require kids to learn anything about civics? What the FUCK is that about? Jay Leno can walk around and find "anyman" on the street that grew up right here and knows nothing about any of the people in the current government or how the government works. WHAT? This is not a feudal system people. The President is not the end-all decision maker. (No matter what Bush may have told you) We live under a democracy. That means you can choose who works for you. That means that you ought to investigate the person asking for your vote past what a great orator they are. It truly astonishes me that BHO came out of Chicago, which is well known for it's corruption to people even outside of the state, and just automatically assume he's legit because he SAYS he is. Don't any of you find it remarkable that just about everyone he nominates to any position turns out to be corrupt? Is it not ODD to you that as he finds people tolerating his cabinet proposals less and less, he simply adds more czars? If the Congress says he is out of line, he draws a new one. that's not part of the Constitution people. Srsly. This man is going to suck the life out of America just as long as we let him, I HOPE that the administration CHANGES in 4 years rather than 8. In 4 years time, he shouldn't be able to demolish too much of our way of life in a way that is irreversible. Making everyone poor so there are no poor people is not how life works. If he IS able to change too much, I fear a large number of Ruby Ridge type scenarios will go down soon after. I know my ass will be living far away in some cabin trying to be all self-sufficient long before it gets out of hand. I want no part of it. I don't want anyone else paying my way and I sure as fuck don't intend to pay for anyone else.

Guess that makes me a target. Not that I care. Your Gestapo doesn't scare me, I'll think how I want. According to your new list of people to watch out for, we are covered by nearly every line. That's fine. I consider myself a Patriot. I was raised in the atmosphere of fighting for America from ALL threats, both foreign and DOMESTIC. Sure I'll render to Caesar his due, but I'm not for one minute going to stand by and be silent while you ruin the greatest country that ever was. I'll tell all 12 of my followers exactly what I think, and most of them will disagree. The shepherd that misleads his flock has earned the worst curses for himself.

Enjoy your forever then.

Stop Taking Life So Srsly. Srsly.

After spending the last day or so lolcatting up the fury for no reason other than my own amusement, I have determined a few things. First of all, it has occurred to me just how easy it really is to pick out the people that are honestly insane from those of us that enjoy pretending. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. It's really not about proving one's point to unknowledgeable oafs. Most people learn on some level that changing the world isn't about forcing everyone to think like you do. Some people just cannot or will not accept that mind control is truly impossible. Every nation that has attempted such a thing has not only failed, but become infamous for being drastically wrong in theory. So why is it that we find what seem to be perfectly reasonable people that are so astonishingly narrow minded they rigidly oppose any thinking other than their own? Sure it's OK to think someone a complete dumb ass for disagreeing with you, and its OK to voice it too. What troubles me is the incapacity to see that you are not a god and therefore will not make them see what you see? Rational people explain themselves, even show others why their side is the right side of the fence. They don't get stymied by someone continuing to disagree. Tonight, for instance, every person on the thread was trying on some level to be funny, save one.

(For those of you that think this is in response to dear Adder, well we all know he is irrational sometimes. That's not news, nor does he trouble me cause he can be funny about it. Besides, I'm pretty sure that sometimes he is faking it.)

It's not just the fury, it's something I've noticed is way to prevalent on the Internets. Another for instance: people that believe in a god get mocked for it pretty commonly online. People that believe in a god live an AVERAGE of 8 years longer than those of no faith. Whether "god" is true or not, I would THINK self preservation is smarter than not? I mean, don't get me wrong, I AM after all an Anarchist. I fully believe that strength would be better found in survival of the fittest, not in banding together to take care of the weak. Which brings me back to my point. When did humans become so redundant and retardedly lame? Lolcats are funny. Period. I have so fucking many of them I could hold entire conversations without typing a thing. Some people really hate them. They get so mad when I post tons of them. RATIONALITY says you would stop looking at them. Nobody does that. They get heartburn instead. That's just insane.

Does rambling aimlessly make me insane? Certainly not. I makes me an asshole that refuses to make things easier to comprehend just because I didn't feel like editing.

Here are a couple derby subs. As most of you know, i only have PS elements and next to no experience with it, so forgive me for butchering Billy's work. We have another design we intend to submit, but my incredible lack of votes is getting me convinced it's a useless endeavor. I wanted us to put up 3 vastly different ideas (thx MJ for some epic inspiration/advice and to zenne for making magic) to get a feel for what type of Billy's work "the people" liked best. so far I guess people marginally like morbid over romance. Good thing, he likes that better anyway. I truly hope our next entry "belongs" on a shirt better than these do and that I can live up to coloring the cool shit he draws without making them look terrible. I'll post again when I've subbed the new one, but it might be a while.