tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43612806108441567912024-03-12T20:22:50.498-07:00I Am Jack's Undivided AttentionSomeday this will have a point or a purpose. Really.peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-32611210797521104792011-01-06T10:43:00.000-08:002011-01-06T11:12:50.835-08:00It's 1984<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/images.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 183px;" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/images.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Today, the Constitution was read aloud on the House floor. I'm incredibly torn about it. On the one hand, I think requiring our Representatives </span>to hear/say the Constitution once a year will be a good thing. It seems to me, the longer these dolts stay in office, the less they remember about why they are REALLY there. I thought it was a splendid idea that many news affiliates covered it all or in part so that regular Americans got to hear it as well. (Apparently, not everyone owns their own copy. ) My problem was that they chose to read an edited version that didn't include those nasty bits about Blacks not being a person and the like. Now, it's really not because I'm racist that it bothers me. No, really. I think that when you start sanitizing things to make the bad parts go away, you are preventing people from knowing history... and we all know how I feel about that. Besides that, doesn't anyone remember that they put that bit in there for the BENEFIT of slaves? If every slave had counted as a whole person at that time, the southern states would have had a much larger representation in the House and therefore been in control of what laws were passed. It was to protect Black people in general that it was put in there at all. Stupid people who don't know their history should not dictate what is "bad" about it.<br /><br />Which brings me to my second, albeit related, rant. I was watching another story on the news after the reading and they were reporting about the new "sanitized" version of Huck Finn that will be replacing the original in schools. They have removed the words "nigger" and "injun" so teachers wouldn't be afraid to read it outloud. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? The entire story is about the racism of the times and how Huck starts out just like everyone else then befriends a black person and learns it's all bullshit. How in the hell do you teach about racism by removing racism like it never fucking happened?<br /><br />Sure, sure I'm the fucking conspiracy theorist. But, goddammit, today I'm feeling especially paranoid that 1984 has really happened. Remember. For the love of ________ (insert whatever blasphemous expletive you like) remember. Learn everything you can about past cultures, civilizations, peoples and places that you possibly can.... before it's all gone and all you have left is what "they" tell you to think.<br /><br /></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-21781639699089844152011-01-05T00:45:00.000-08:002011-01-05T01:17:21.558-08:00Stupid Conservatives<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/78.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 214px;" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/78.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:arial;">So, I'm sitting here watching some newsish type program, and it seems some "conservative" group is boycotting CPAC because they include the gay republican caucus. Now, I get it that there are some extreme religious zealots in the party, just as there are extreme atheist zealots on the other side, but let's try to pull our heads out of our asses. Forgive me for being thick and all, but isn't the Republican party the one that is supposed to be for freedom from governmental tyranny? Aren't they the party that freed slaves (who at the time were legally NOT PEOPLE)? The Democrat party is the party that believes people are not capable of governing themselves, so they must elect wise people to do it for them. The Republicans believe that freedom from the government is paramount, even if it sometimes allows for the weak to get hurt. Republicans stood for every person having the ability to reach their fullest potential, even the potential to fail.... RIGHT? So can someone please explain to me where in the fuck they lost their way so unabashedly that they sound precisely like the Democrats did arguing their points about the necessity of segregation? Whether or not I believe that being gay is "OK" with a god is totally irrelevant. That's between you and your god (or lack thereof). It's the Democrats that have always been steadfast in the belief that people cannot govern themselves and have to be told how they ought to live their life to create a Utopian society. Anyone calling themselves a Conservative ought to think you have a right to live your life, even if they think you make bad choices. As a right wingish sort of person, I think you have every right to fuck whatever type of consenting adult you choose to, but you DON'T have the right to teach my kid about it. That's my job... and I think you will fuck it up.<br /><br />In conclusion: up is down and down is up. Republics have become Democrats and Democrats have become Socialists. I no longer recognize my country. No one sees the relevance in teaching history or civics to our children anymore. Ever heard the saying "history repeats itself"? Of course you have. Now if you only knew some, you would know that change is coming...what will it look like?<br /></span></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-59713541062823033142010-12-11T22:51:00.000-08:002010-12-11T23:28:56.814-08:00Oh Hey! I have this blog and shit.<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">So, like, I entirely stopped giving a fuck about writing a blog or interacting with anyone for a while. Ok a year. Whatever. I'm still not convinced that I ought to return to the grid of humanity I formerly occupied. Only time will tell.<br /><br />I'm guessing my inner Tyler Durden left me after Atombomb (my happy husband to those that don't know me) stopped getting any work. I've really stopped giving a shit about much and i certainly couldn't afford tee shirts for the past year. Lately though, I have felt the urge to offend, troll, fight, and generally cause mayhem for no reason, so I presume my zen is nearly intact again.<br /><br />I'm not going to waste my time catching us all up on my thoughts of everything for the past year, but I'll drop in a few lines to cover the basics.<br />1. Dear EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR OBAMA: I told you so. Dumbass.<br />2. Being ill sucks.<br />3. If I were Donald Trump, I would just buy the entirety of America while property values are in the shit-can.<br />4. Id like to have global warming back. Where did that shit go?<br />AND5. Husbands stuck at home for months on end are terrible house guests. How EXACTLY does one forget to clean up after themselves and become progressively less productive so quickly?<br /><br />*SIGH*<br /><br />I suppose that concludes this edition of brain vomit. I'm mildly apologetic to those that pretended to miss me. Mayhaps I'll even visit here again soon. Until then, I'll be planting crops on the facebook.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/33442_152918928084782_143463869030288_264161_1113723_n.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 460px; height: 369px;" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/33442_152918928084782_143463869030288_264161_1113723_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-3169845068352171802009-11-04T00:46:00.000-08:002009-11-04T00:54:13.410-08:00This post is for Steve.<div align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/fdd7ghdhFullPotential.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 477px; HEIGHT: 292px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/fdd7ghdhFullPotential.jpg" /></a> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="center">Seriously, there is no other reason for this post. </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Maybe later I'll post something important. </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Or maybe not.</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-62647088157744925072009-09-08T16:00:00.000-07:002009-09-08T16:27:25.311-07:00FOOD!<p align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/peppers.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 450px; HEIGHT: 423px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/peppers.jpg" /></a></p><div align="center"><em><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">OK</span> peeps! I have a nifty little question for you. </em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em>What do you think is the most beneficial or all around awesome food ever created?</em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em>Now think about it some. I'm not asking for your favorite food. Nope, I wanna know what you think is the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">greatest</span> culinary creation for the masses that has ever been borne.</em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em>In my opinion, the tortilla is the most versatile and <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">awesome</span> food ever. It eliminates the need for utensils while eating. It makes every thing <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">taste</span> better. It comes in different sizes and base substances. It is filling without a ton of empty calories. I could go on and on. </em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em>OK, your turn! tell me what you think and give us good reasons.</em></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><p align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/wutzfordinner128582768161207249.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 446px; HEIGHT: 311px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/wutzfordinner128582768161207249.jpg" /></a></p><div align="center"><br /><br /><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/meat47hands01.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 298px; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/meat47hands01.jpg" /></a> </div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-25431997240562432052009-08-19T16:52:00.000-07:002009-08-19T17:17:58.536-07:00Arguing With Irrational People is Fun!<p align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/252.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 374px; HEIGHT: 390px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/252.jpg" /></a></p><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>Hi everyone, sorry for such a long delay since my last brain vomit and all, guess I had nothing to say longer than a tweet for a while.</em></div><br /><br /><p><em></em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>So, I'm writing a post for dear <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">melbel</span>. Cause she's SPECIAL. Oh wait, was that OFFENSIVE? Damn. Look at me. I'm such a fucking prick.</em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>Anyway</em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>Somehow I never get sick of toying with the people that just cannot seem to grasp the concept of "life" online. No matter how many times people send out spam emails full of viruses, someone is stupid enough to open it. No matter how clearly you explain something, someone is always stupid enough to misinterpret it. Oh, and think EVERYONE else that gets it is wrong instead of the rational decision most people can make that maybe they are the one that is mistaken. There is always someone willing to click that link thinking they are the millionth visitor to some page. There is always someone correcting grammar when it was incorrect on purpose. There is always someone that doesn't "get" <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">lolcats</span>. If you don't know how the Internet works, you should leave it. Let's make it simple shall we? If you venture out to another country where the customs and language are not your own... the decent person learns the ways of the country or goes home, never to return. STOP BEING A MEXICAN IN THE CALIFORNIA THAT IS <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">TEEFURY</span>. </em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">CAPICHE</span>?</em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em></em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em></em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>just in case you were not offended yet:</em></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em></em></p><br /><p align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/untitled-1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 469px; HEIGHT: 348px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/untitled-1.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="center"></p><p align="left"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/untitled-1.jpg"></a> </p>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-27366454537198539072009-07-28T22:46:00.000-07:002009-07-28T23:26:08.434-07:00All Hail The King of America<a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/genpershing.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 460px; HEIGHT: 549px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/genpershing.jpg" /></a><br /><p><em></em></p><p align="center"><em>I got this sent to me in an email and felt it was worth sharing. When did Americans become such pussies? I mean, I know my "political beliefs" don't coincide with very many people, but holy fuck they USED TO. Every time I post anything remotely political on Twitter, I get followed instantly by a slew of Conservative sites. Sometimes I follow them back, and it's true I've found a few people on my own, but when did the Republican Party get infiltrated by such non-Conservative representatives? There seem to be a lot of people that think I'm Libertarian as well. OK that's closer, but I'm so not into pot heads. I've looked into a ton of those 3rd party groups actually, and none of them really fit. Where is the Live and Let Live party? Where's the I'll Leave You Alone Unless You Bother Me party? </em></p><p align="center"><em>I do love that The Messiah's affair with America is waning so quickly. It's slightly reassuring that people are beginning to see through his thinly veiled plans. Too bad there's nothing they can or will do about it. Personally, I hope he fucks things up SO badly Americans will be forced to reevaluate how they put people in office. The thing I want MOST for America at this point is for everyone to think to themselves how little they really remember about the Constitution. Did you know there are schools now that don't require kids to learn anything about civics? What the FUCK is that about? Jay Leno can walk around and find "<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">anyman</span>" on the street that grew up right here and knows nothing about any of the people in the current government or how the government works. WHAT? This is not a feudal system people. The President is not the end-all decision maker. (No matter what Bush may have told you) We live under a democracy. That means you can choose who works for you. That means that you ought to investigate the person asking for your vote past what a great orator they are. It truly astonishes me that <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">BHO</span> came out of Chicago, which is well known for it's corruption to people even outside of the state, and just automatically assume he's legit because he SAYS he is. Don't any of you find it remarkable that just about everyone he nominates to any position turns out to be corrupt? Is it not ODD to you that as he finds people tolerating his cabinet proposals less and less, he simply adds more czars? If the Congress says he is out of line, he draws a new one. that's not part of the Constitution people. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Srsly</span>. This man is going to suck the life out of America just as long as we let him, I HOPE that the administration CHANGES in 4 years rather than 8. In 4 years time, he shouldn't be able to demolish too much of our way of life in a way that is irreversible. Making everyone poor so there are no poor people is not how life works. If he IS able to change too much, I fear a large number of Ruby Ridge type scenarios will go down soon after. I know my ass will be living far away in some cabin trying to be all self-sufficient long before it gets out of hand. I want no part of it. I don't want anyone else paying my way and I sure as fuck don't intend to pay for anyone else. </em></p><p align="center"><em>Guess that makes me a target. Not that I care. Your Gestapo doesn't scare me, I'll think how I want. According to your new list of people to watch out for, we are covered by nearly every line. That's fine. I consider myself a Patriot. I was raised in the atmosphere of fighting for America from ALL threats, both foreign and DOMESTIC. Sure I'll render to Caesar his due, but I'm not for one minute going to stand by and be silent while you ruin the greatest country that ever was. I'll tell all 12 of my followers exactly what I think, and most of them will disagree. The shepherd that misleads his flock has earned the worst curses for himself. </em></p><p align="center"><em>Enjoy your forever then.</em></p><div align="center"></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-54848579270537039692009-07-21T00:17:00.000-07:002009-07-21T00:53:50.741-07:00Stop Taking Life So Srsly. Srsly.<p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/lolcats/houstonlolcat.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 392px; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/lolcats/houstonlolcat.jpg" /></a></p><br /><div align="center"><em>After spending the last day or so lolcatting up the fury for no reason other than my own amusement, I have determined a few things. First of all, it has occurred to me just how easy it really is to pick out the people that are honestly insane from those of us that enjoy pretending. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. It's really not about proving one's point to unknowledgeable oafs. Most people learn on some level that changing the world isn't about forcing everyone to think like you do. Some people just cannot or will not accept that mind control is truly impossible. Every nation that has attempted such a thing has not only failed, but become infamous for being drastically wrong in theory. So why is it that we find what seem to be perfectly reasonable people that are so astonishingly narrow minded they rigidly oppose any thinking other than their own? Sure it's OK to think someone a complete dumb ass for disagreeing with you, and its OK to voice it too. What troubles me is the incapacity to see that you are not a god and therefore will not make them see what you see? Rational people explain themselves, even show others why their side is the right side of the fence. They don't get stymied by someone continuing to disagree. Tonight, for instance, every person on the thread was trying on some level to be funny, save one. </em></div><div align="center"><em>(For those of you that think this is in response to dear Adder, well we all know he is irrational sometimes. That's not news, nor does he trouble me cause he can be funny about it. Besides, I'm pretty sure that sometimes he is faking it.)</em></div><div align="center"><em>It's not just the fury, it's something I've noticed is way to prevalent on the Internets. Another for instance: people that believe in a god get mocked for it pretty commonly online. People that believe in a god live an AVERAGE of 8 years longer than those of no faith. Whether "god" is true or not, I would THINK self preservation is smarter than not? I mean, don't get me wrong, I AM after all an Anarchist. I fully believe that strength would be better found in survival of the fittest, not in banding together to take care of the weak. Which brings me back to my point. When did humans become so redundant and retardedly lame? Lolcats are funny. Period. I have so fucking many of them I could hold entire conversations without typing a thing. Some people really hate them. They get so mad when I post tons of them. RATIONALITY says you would stop looking at them. Nobody does that. They get heartburn instead. That's just insane.</em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em>Does rambling aimlessly make me insane? Certainly not. I makes me an asshole that refuses to make things easier to comprehend just because I didn't feel like editing.</em></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-25425502786230506672009-07-17T22:13:00.000-07:002009-07-17T22:26:48.112-07:00<p align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xFKO4wY6XM8/SmFbR7AsOwI/AAAAAAAAABA/g97PbbsnKks/s1600-h/tattooderbygeishathumb.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 175px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359665395004095234" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xFKO4wY6XM8/SmFbR7AsOwI/AAAAAAAAABA/g97PbbsnKks/s200/tattooderbygeishathumb.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xFKO4wY6XM8/SmFbROs5P_I/AAAAAAAAAA4/xI9rsh61Vt0/s1600-h/tattooderbyshirtcomp1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 174px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359665383109902322" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xFKO4wY6XM8/SmFbROs5P_I/AAAAAAAAAA4/xI9rsh61Vt0/s200/tattooderbyshirtcomp1.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><em>Here are a couple derby subs. As most of you know, i only have PS elements and next to no experience with it, so forgive me for butchering Billy's work. We have another design we intend to submit, but my incredible lack of votes is getting me convinced it's a useless endeavor. I wanted us to put up 3 vastly different ideas (<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">thx</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">MJ</span> for some epic inspiration/advice and to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">zenne</span> for making magic) to get a feel for what type of Billy's work "the people" liked best. so far I guess people marginally like morbid over romance. Good thing, he likes that better anyway. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">truly</span> hope our next entry "belongs" on a shirt better than these do and that I can live up to coloring <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">the cool</span> shit he draws without making them look terrible. I'll post again when I've subbed the new one, but it might be a while.</em></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-52853278806635293932009-07-16T22:08:00.000-07:002009-07-16T22:32:38.540-07:00Sorry Bout That Folks.<p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/fail/fail17.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 321px; HEIGHT: 308px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/fail/fail17.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"><em>I have to apologize to everyone. I promise not to let Billy leave posts at 3 am anymore. It seems that not speaking coherent English is not what everyone wants to read or comment on. Who knew? And no, I have no idea why he labeled it i, and neither does he. I do hope he posts still, but I hope future posts are more to every one's liking :)</em></p><p align="center"><em>This is also the only thing I could think of to segue back into the normal post stream...</em></p>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-47743331247653029892009-07-15T02:25:00.000-07:002009-07-16T22:42:37.241-07:00Why the hell are they still talkingHave you watched any t.v. latley? How about the any news? CNN? MSNBC? CNN's headline?<br />Well if you have been so unfortinate too catch any then of these wonderful daytime shows then<br />why the fuck is are President and leader sitting there and telling us that this is the most economic depressed times since the great depression? Or that our state of finanicial ruin is greater then they first calculaited ?<br />I will answer this for you all in a few days comming. I want to see if what i think is gonna happen, happen. So sit tight and dont let you Obama bugs bite, I will answer what needs tobe asked. "Just how fast does a cheeta run?">Atombombhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15152029378772016360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-78776771560003697542009-07-15T01:17:00.000-07:002009-07-15T01:29:46.806-07:00Firewalls Are Made Of Satan<p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/2568471550_159a192e07.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 447px; HEIGHT: 339px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/2568471550_159a192e07.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"><em><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">OK</span> so we spend a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">leisurely</span> few moments <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">reconfiguring</span> that blasted wireless router so poor Billy can has types again. Simple.</em></p><p align="center"><em>HA</em></p><p align="center"><em>Not so much.</em></p><p align="center"><em>Firewalls hate the AIM. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">OK</span>, no biggie. Turn off that one cause those other two will be just fine. (I'm entirely too paranoid, I know.) Still massive <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">AIMfail</span>. Cry. Get headache. Start all over. Reconfigure firewall settings. Fail. Turn off the fucking thing again. Closer. Nope just kidding. Sigh. Drink chocolate milk to ease the heartburn coming. Pour through all files in the computer to see what firewall exactly is causing such distress. Windows firewall had been re-instated by default when I turned another one off. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">DOH</span>! But... But... I ALREADY HAD FIREWALLS ON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. Stab windows firewall in the chest. Make it beg me to reconsider. Murder it anyway. All returns to normalcy. Blog about it. Watch people laugh at me. Get revenge later.</em></p><p align="center"><em>fin</em></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><em></em></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-43449494996900352262009-07-11T00:14:00.000-07:002009-07-11T00:21:12.296-07:00Woot is fail.<div align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/13go8vn0.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 395px; HEIGHT: 243px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/13go8vn0.jpg" /></a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><em>I was under the impression <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">woot</span> would have something totally awesome today. I had to wait 6 whole minutes for them to bother putting up the new <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">woot</span>, only to be shown a lame fucking fan. As a matter of fact, all 4 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">woots</span> sucked dirty donkey balls today. I better get some spectacular shit the next time I score bags of crap, that's all I'm <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">sayin</span>.</em></div><div align="center"> </div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-3008271976699416732009-07-11T00:10:00.000-07:002009-07-11T00:14:07.695-07:00<p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/BillyMaysMemorialKey.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 352px; HEIGHT: 387px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/BillyMaysMemorialKey.jpg" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>Attention: </em></div><div align="center"><em>My nifty <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">neato</span> far out funky fresh husband has decided to join as a contributor to this lovely blog. He won't post often, but I can guarantee they will be fun times for all.</em></div><div align="center"><em> Welcome <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">Atombomb</span>!</em></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-11793336546192747652009-07-08T17:43:00.000-07:002009-07-08T18:23:28.268-07:00Kids are fun.<div align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/l_a2140ec372e7cc27f94e3945f5384dd4.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 406px; HEIGHT: 279px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/political/l_a2140ec372e7cc27f94e3945f5384dd4.jpg" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em></em></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>My kids say some of the coolest shit I've ever heard, but most of it I wouldn't share since I'm sure some douche bag cunt would report me to children's services or something. Why is it that American people have decided to utterly <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">pussify</span> their kids? All of them now have to feel equal, no matter their actual value. Parents allow their kids to do anything they please, but don't believe they had anything to do with it when their kid becomes a total fuck-up. One of the most important things my mom ever said to me was to "pick your battles". When i was younger that came in handy, as I embattled way too many people :) but as I became a parent, it was GOLD. Do I care what my son does to his hair? No. That shit grows and he will have to deal with the public <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">repercussions</span> if he looks like an ass. Do I care that he draws all over himself? Nope, that's a precursor to a good career, who cares what other adults think he looks like. Is he getting a tattoo? Sure. In no less than 5 years, he can even decide what he wants to have guilt free. It's his fucking skin. Will my son talk rudely to someone older than he? Nope, not a chance. He knows I'd kill him for starters, but more importantly he knows WHY he ought to give people with a few years on him some respect. They know more shit than he, and they will tell him things if he isn't a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">tard</span>. Sure he swears at home... have you read the way I type?... but he knows where and when it's appropriate. Most parents lament their kids getting information from the wrong places and <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">experimenting</span> with stupid things. You know, I just don't worry about that shit. My son talks to me. Way too much actually. He knows the life Billy and I led, and he also sees that the little twats his age and even older don't know or do half the things we did at that age. He knows I'll likely have better information on a given subject so why rely on them? What's pitiful in my mind is how few parents bother to give their kids the inside info that would catapult them ahead of their peers. They don't want them to know about the BAD stuff they did. Knowledge and experience are useless if left unshared. You want your kids to succeed in a system set to make them average? YOU are gonna have to give them the edge. Tell them that everyone getting trophies is lame. you know it is, but you smile and tell them they are great. I tell my son he sucked. Then I tell him where he went wrong. Then he does better the next time. It's not about <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">embarrassing</span> them, it's about building a stronger person. "If you don't practice your violin, you will sound like shit" works a lot better than "<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">awwwww</span> poor thing, they just don't know your potential" what horseshit. Remember how Tom and Jerry tried to mutilate each other constantly? Did that cause anyone to do that shit to their peers? Nope. Competition means the best gets that hot pussy(cat) at the end of the show. Now we have <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">Spongebob</span> blowing fucking bubbles to a friend that is funnier and liked more when he is being stupid and/or angry than any other time. Brilliant. </em></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>In conclusion: My kid can kick your honor student's ass. </em></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em></em></div><p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/mainCongratsColtsfans3-1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 300px; HEIGHT: 245px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/mainCongratsColtsfans3-1.jpg" /></a></p>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-90501367278048090962009-07-08T12:55:00.000-07:002009-07-08T13:12:25.289-07:00<p align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/lolcats/1208551186-funny-pictures-black-cat.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 302px; HEIGHT: 248px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/lolcats/1208551186-funny-pictures-black-cat.jpg" /></a></p><div align="center"><em>So it turns out my mom, who generously bought the plan that has all of our cell phones on it, decided to change said plan to "better fit our needs". Turns out "our needs" had really nothing to do with Billy and I and everything to do with her. Since she never texts anyone, she REMOVED unlimited texting. Telling us this might have been useful. Just sayin. I presume her brain exploded when she got the bill showing all the pictures I uploaded to photobucket and the text-a-day game Billy and I played for a month from the casino down the street. She hasn't told me the damage yet, but I do not look forward to the future assailment. This will undoubtedly be entirely my fault and I'm sure I'll have to pay for it. Sigh.</em><br /></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-13615060405630929652009-07-07T12:29:00.000-07:002009-07-07T12:54:57.857-07:00It's A Plot I tell you.<div align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/118.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/funny%202/118.jpg" /></a><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><em>Someone I know was complaining that if they really were going to pass out stimulus checks, she wouldn't take one on principal. Well, OK. Then why are you complaining that they are taking your money to pay people that didn't earn it? I mean sure, I get the ire to that, I'm a bit peeved myself. But to refuse to take a check? Um, wouldn't that be the government giving you your own money BACK? Thereby if you refuse it, won't they just give it to someone that [sic] didn't earn it? I think that's what bugs me most about where most republicans heads are. If they were less retarded and did things based on logic and reason, most Americans would still be republican. Somehow, and for some unknown reason, republicans became the party of zealots that do things so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">hypocritical</span> nobody wants to be a part of them anymore. Mind you, I think the democrats are mostly a mindless bunch of fools that believe anything their Messiah tells them to think. It worries me how blindly EVERYONE in America follows the norm. Sometimes I feel like I woke up in "28 days later" and all that's left around here are perfectly normal looking zombies. I have the distinct impression that this government cannot last <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">indefinitely</span> like we all believe it ought to. I think it would be epic if we somehow returned to "wild west" living with modern <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">conveniences</span>. I would love to be responsible for my own fate entirely like that. Well and the ability to shoot some lazy ass that tries to steal from my property rather than get a job. Wouldn't it be great if we just returned that "rule"? "You may shoot someone that you can <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">prove</span> has <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">legitimately</span> wronged you in some way." Pretty sure that that law alone would negate the need for any other laws, and people would stop being selfish dicks out of necessity. Perfect utopia achieved, balance restored, everyone happy.</em></div><div align="center"><em>You're welcome.</em></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-85728899167275984322009-07-07T02:11:00.000-07:002009-07-07T02:32:28.225-07:00Oh Sarah, why do you treat us thus<div align="center"><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/motivator4010305.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 378px; HEIGHT: 561px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/mean/motivator4010305.jpg" /></a> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><em>So why is it that everyone cares so deeply for what Sarah <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Palin</span> does? I mean holy shit, she hasn't done anything out of the ordinary by quitting, not just for herself mind you, but... and you won't believe me, but honest.... other politicians have quit their job before. Does no one remember she resigned when she wasn't getting her way with the oil companies? She quit and went and got herself a job where she could follow that path again. This is so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">characteristically</span> NORMAL for her, and yet it's still causing mass chaos. For why <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">plz</span>? It's doesn't matter why any of these media people speculate she quit. It's clearly obvious that she quit because people were standing in her way on that path so SHE IS MAKING A NEW ONE. Personally, I hope she is joining some <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">uber</span>-patriot <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">guerrilla</span> squadron hell bent on a coup. That would be the most <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">entertaining</span> thing to happen in politics since Ole Hickory decided to have a party at the White House. Someone get some cameras on those windows, we don't want to miss it when the Messiah has to run for cover from someone in lipstick brandishing a seal club.</em></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361280610844156791.post-31435629859634562412009-07-06T15:27:00.000-07:002009-07-06T15:59:03.244-07:00<div><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>Where to begin.</em></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>Well, supposedly, there are people out there that are mildly interested in the things I have to say. Oddly enough, Twitter doesn't allow for my brain vomit to fully expose my innermost self as much as this medium. So here I am. Yes, there is an adult warning, and anyone that has chatted with me can tell you that I am a downright asshole with little tact. I tend to think a wee bit differently from the rest of you, which often results in my being <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">probationed</span> or banned elsewhere. Guess what? nobody can ban or even MOD my posts here. I will use this place to not get in trouble at <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">woot</span> or keep poor <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">MJ</span> from having a nervous breakdown on the Fury. Well, this will also be a wonderful place to post things longer than 140 characters. Expect to see frequent tirades filled with sarcastic racism and <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">tyrannical</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">fantasies</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">Srsly</span>. I would also <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">expect</span> just a few too many <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">lolcats</span>. I am quite certain I will offend every single one of you at some point. Strangely enough, I don't care. If you don't mind being belittled and/or abused, please follow along in the merry world I create. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">kthx</span>.</em></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><em>In conclusion, here's our first <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">lol</span>.</em></div><div align="center"><em></em> </div><div align="center"><em></em> </div><div align="center"><em></em> </div><div align="center"><em><a href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/religion/529.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 288px; HEIGHT: 276px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj40/peppersagooddog/religion/529.gif" /></a></em></div><div align="center"><em></em> </div><div align="center"> </div></div>peppersagooddoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08436565416287104568noreply@blogger.com2